My sweet sweet child is refusing to go to sleep. Instead, she's standing behind the safety gate at the top of the stairs alternately screaming her head off (the sound of which is not unlike a the sound a child would make if a wild bear were attacking her), calling for Mumma or Dadda, or begging for someone to 'Come!' at the top of her lung. The entire episode is being punctuated with sobs and wails.
(ok. so, in typing this, Rob went and tried to manage her and the episode is over now)